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SARKYLOCKS AND THE THREE BEARS

It’d be a very boring world if we were all exactly the same, and one young girl finds that out in this hilarious new take on the classic fairy tale.

Sarkylocks comes to realise that it’s wrong to lower someone’s self esteem by making jokes about them just because they’re different to what you think people should be like.

Sarky learns that differences are to be celebrated, and you yourself will feel a lot happier and more confident if you make someone else feel the same way. One nice word is worth a million nasty ones.

Part of the 21st Century Fairy Folktales range

Published by The Wilkinson Press

 

THE TEES BALLY FIBBER - VOLUME 1

Foreword by Harry Hill

The choicest cuts from the now defunct spoof news website The Tees Bally Fibber, entirely written by Dean. The website ran for 6 years and with headlines like…

‘CYCLISTS WHO WEAR LYCRA DESERVE TO BE KNOCKED OFF SAYS TOP COP’ 

‘STRICKEN FERRY OFFLOADS CARGO OF AUSTRIAN NUNS.’

‘BONES OF CHARLIE CHAPLIN FOUND IN KEBAB’

‘DOGS THAT DON’T KILL CATS ARE HOMOS SAYS VET’

…it was always alive with controversy and silliness. It caught the attention of the great and the good and top TV funny man Harry Hill offered to write a foreword for it. 

Out of print.