THE ADVENTURES OF SWEARLOT HOLMES

Meet the world’s only swearing detective Swearlot Holmes of 221b for b******rd Baker Street, London. In this short book, you will read excerpts from twenty of his most thrilling adventures, The Message Of The Dogs B*****ks, Lady Scatalo’s Stolen Bum-Nugget, The S**t-Headed Cyclist Psychiatrist and The Adventure Of The Sussex Swearwolf to name a few. In these dark, surreal and expletive-ridden cases, Swearlot proves not only is he a master of deduction, but a foul-mouthed devil to boot.

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